Dumb Blondes

Ok internet, i hate to disappoint but this blog will not contain the promised details of dog outfits or other cute things one finds in paris. No. I am too absorbed in the present moment of hilarity / realisation / sadness? that in spite of all my life's efforts...I have come to a point I thought I never would...... YES, Dear, Friends, countrymen, lend me your ears I have come to the moment, (where the eff's my stenographer!? oh wait this is written) where I may declare myself......a dumb blonde.

Because without that defense how else can i explain this:

YES that is a comb. stuck in my bangs.
And thats with an hour's "progress" (Pilgrim's Progress?) of wrestling with it.

....There really isn't anything to explain.
ok maybe a little... a simple desire to see how one would look with bangs...is that too much to ask for god? HUH??? REALLY???!!? What have i done to deserve this strange and unusal smite-ing? I feel like the man in the iron mask. except with the humiliation of everyone being able to see my face. DAMN THAT LUCKY BASTARD. Euf. sometimes life isn't fair.

There we go. a smart person wouldnt end up in the position I am in right now, I'm pretty sure most people can agree on that, and since I REFUSE the categories of stupid, crazy, insane, republican, I will have to accept my fate, destiny, density? and go with Dumb. Dumb Blondes, you may increae your population by 2 (because I'm assuming you'll make an addition error anyway. so 2 just to be safe).

Post Script: I apologize for the SEEMING dullness of this entry, but remember, this Sh**t is LIVE ACTION making it RIDICULOUSLY EXCITING like as exciting as watching live golf or that guy who talks about history on PBS. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? will Erika lose her bangs to the comb's wrath just like that lady in It Takes Two loses her hair to Ashley Olsen's bubble gum? Will she walk the Parisian streets looking like she just came from a "run by combing"? Will she battle the comb throughout the night forfeiting sleep? Perhaps all of these will happen.

Post post script: holler Shakespeare/Back to the future /mrs doubtfire references. MDF4EVA!!