Well By Joe!

One week y'all. its offic-- (pronounced: "ah - fish") and I shall be miles and miles away. Here's hopin' I'm LUCKY out there in the traditional uninuendoed (<-- a word?) sense of the word. Does it count if you wish good luck to yourself?

BONNE CHANCE A MOI!!@!)!@_!

BOOM. that just happened.

then again, i'm (kinda) lucky at cards, so here's hopin i'm lucky IN the traditional sexually inuendoed sense of the word. double BOOM.

I'm considering upon arrival speaking in as much French as I can with my host family but then only letting myself slip on key American phrases of exclamation like, "By God's Foot!" and "Well, great balls of fire!" and "God's underwear!"

lets face it i have a fascination with undressing god. different strokes for different folks.